Meet The Captain
Josiah Black (a.k.a. Captain Obvious, your guide today) is not your every day rambling troubadour. In addition to having visited OVER 10 of the 50 states and 2 of 195 countries. He won several essay and speech contests nationwide as a youth. Mr. Black is a sales manager for a major SEO, SEM & SMM company. This blog has nothing to do with any sort of productive enterprise so don’t let the fact I’ve just previously mentioned muddy the waters. If you don’t know what any of those mean, feel free to click on or carry on. Josiah’s intimate knowledge of basketball, football and their statistics is coveted by many and possessed by few. He is an up and coming backyard athlete and his two biggest fans are the one on his ceiling and another one mounted on the wall.
Josiah currently has a beautiful half Japanese fiance (pictured at right.. .and left, they’re twitterpated).
FYI: dental floss does NOT work as a blindfold (contrary to popular opinion).
Not impressed? His experience as the oldest of 12 children has given him hundreds of opportunities to become a relationship guru each and every day… (a skill he has yet to perfect but that’s beside the point). He has suffered from a poignantly overdeveloped sense of humor the span of his entire life and throughout the recent years this man has resolved to spread his affliction to the rest of mankind; that they may experience that with which he must live through everyday. But this page digresses…
Let’s get OFF the subject of me for a minute. Who REALLY wants to know about the author in the “Get To Know The Author” section anyway? What you’re really looking for is something to educate, entertain and envelop you. Something you can look to as a comedic north star, an oasis of comic relief in a desert of dry puns. My hope is that your mission terminates here…that your quest ends at this point… that you join me randomly for another episode of…
©All original content on this blog is hereby copyrighted unless otherwise noted. Do not repost without express permission from Josiah Black which he will give almost every time.