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		<title>Much Ado About Nothing*</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 22:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Obvious</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am posting today to bring awareness to an american travesty gone rampant in the very fast food joints we patronize every day of our existence. I&#8217;m not talking about the filthy preparation or despicable state of most restrooms. I&#8217;m not even talking about the repulsive things I&#8217;ve done in my past life as a waiter to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=josiahblacksblog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=20920446&amp;post=1034&amp;subd=josiahblacksblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas Observations</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 23:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Obvious</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I support the true meaning of Christmas as Jesus birthday etc&#8230; but I&#8217;m here today to talk about pretty much everything else Christmas was best when I used to believe in Santa Claus&#8230; what I wouldn&#8217;t give to be 18 again&#8230; I still hold a grudge against the chubby, nonexistent charlatan. Santa is Satan misspelled&#8230;I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=josiahblacksblog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=20920446&amp;post=1027&amp;subd=josiahblacksblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Is Chivalry Dead?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1600&#8242;s: Oh Dearest Romeo, I write to inform you that I have received your letter and I’ve been left quite speechless. 2011: K Call me old-fashioned but I&#8217;m the kind of guy that will open doors for women (not just the one&#8217;s I think are pretty) and always pay no matter how they insist. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=josiahblacksblog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=20920446&amp;post=977&amp;subd=josiahblacksblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Frankly madam? I don&#8217;t give a damn.</title>
		<link>http://josiahblacksblog.wordpress.com/2011/12/12/frankly-madam-i-dont-give-a-damn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 22:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Obvious</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are some things that attract me to a girl and some things I honestly couldn&#8217;t care less about. The list is shorter on this side but just as accurate and potent. Your Ex: Unless he gives us a reason to kick his ass. We won&#8217;t admit it but&#8230; anything you mention he did differently [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=josiahblacksblog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=20920446&amp;post=970&amp;subd=josiahblacksblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The First Things I Notice About A Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 17:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Obvious</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve had many of my close (and some not so close) female friends ask me this question and I&#8217;ve decided its high time I answered it in written form. &#8220;What&#8217;s the first thing you notice about me?&#8221; The truth hurts sometimes but if you&#8217;re wider than you are tall, have a mole the size of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=josiahblacksblog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=20920446&amp;post=958&amp;subd=josiahblacksblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Money Matters</title>
		<link>http://josiahblacksblog.wordpress.com/2011/12/08/money-matters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 22:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I&#8217;m not there, I go to work.&#8221; -Robert Orben I&#8217;ve ran into some hard times lately&#8230; more or less. I have a job I could travel to and make a lot of money quick but, due to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=josiahblacksblog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=20920446&amp;post=946&amp;subd=josiahblacksblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>R.I.P. Mr. Playa</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 18:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ In the spirit of the Christmas season&#8230; what&#8217;s the difference between Santa and Chuck Norris? Mr. Claus only has 3 ho&#8217;s  I&#8217;ve been characterized as quite the player of late. Due to my natural charm, dashing good looks and ever-present sense of humor&#8230; the females came pretty easy this year. By the way, if you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=josiahblacksblog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=20920446&amp;post=944&amp;subd=josiahblacksblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Short Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 23:33:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bob and Olga had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 inch tree and lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=josiahblacksblog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=20920446&amp;post=916&amp;subd=josiahblacksblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>From hanging out to hungover&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 18:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a Thursday night last night!? Suddenly there&#8217;s a party goin on and I&#8217;m downing bottles like there&#8217;s no tomorrow (for my liver). Unfortunately there was a tomorrow. Which is today. I was seriously out of it, don&#8217;t remember most of it. My favorite author was the guy who wrote, &#8216;Pull tab to open&#8217;. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=josiahblacksblog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=20920446&amp;post=882&amp;subd=josiahblacksblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Renewed Fidelity</title>
		<link>http://josiahblacksblog.wordpress.com/2011/11/10/im-back-no-really-this-time-i-mean-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 22:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I know I left you for someone else dear D.T.O&#8230; but I had to try new things. You knew I&#8217;d be back. You&#8217;re my first love and I promise i&#8217;ll make it work this time&#8230; Deva don&#8217;t look at me like that. CUZ I&#8217;M BACK BABY!&#8221; ;D I know I&#8217;ve created a few false comeback [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=josiahblacksblog.wordpress.com&amp;blog=20920446&amp;post=866&amp;subd=josiahblacksblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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